Not that any man needs to be reminded but … VALENTINE’S DAY IS THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14th!
I know. Â Your lady said, “Valentine’s Day? Â Pfft. Â Who cares? Â As long as I have you!”
Yeah, that’s a trap.  Just like that time you told her that her sister looked cute and she said, “That’s OK.”  Do you want that kind of trouble.  Again?  Don’t be a fool!  Take her to Lanier Islands for a Valentine’s Day Getaway that she’ll never forget.
Were you thinking about getting her a diamond studded tiara?  This one at Tiffany’s is so expensive you have to call to ask how much it costs.  Here’s a hint: It’s slathered in 35.47 carats of diamonds.  Bad move.  Besides, that’s only going to mess up her hair.  But, nice try.
That Mercedes GLS450 SUV you had as a backup?  Sweet of you, but after you pop down $75,000 (plus options), what do you have?  An SUV she won’t drive in Atlanta for fear of being carjacked.
See? Â That’s why the Valentine’s Day Getaway is the perfect gift!
Come to Lanier Islands.  Park the Pinto and look as elegant as the rich folks — all in love and cozy.  On February 10, 11, 14, 17 and 18, Lanier Islands Resort will make you a hero.  For WAY less than a bunch of diamonds, you can go for the Valentine’s Sweetheart Package, as well as candlelit dinners featuring a specially prepared menu by the Islands’ culinary team.
The Valentine’s Day Getaway Sweetheart Package
- Deluxe overnight accommodations in a newly renovated room at Legacy Lodge – a member of the esteemed Southern Living Hotel Collection
- Romantic dinner for two in Sidney’s Restaurant
- Breakfast for two the following morning
- Upgrade the Package (and your marriage) to include a romantic welcome — complete with chocolate-covered strawberries and chilled champagne in your room when you arrive
Heck, yeah. Â Dinner can wait.
Valentine’s Sweetheart Packages can be reserved online or by calling 770-945-8787.
Just to be safe, don’t mention the tiara or the Mercedes. Â Really. Â Don’t.
