You don’t have to be a brain scientist or rocket surgeon to make predictions. Anybody can do it.
That’s why we are going out on a virtual limb to bring you our Top Ten prognostications for the year 2013!
A few guesses will be right and most will be wrong, but look on the bright side: we’re offering a double your money back guarantee if we’re wrong.
Top Ten Predictions for 2013
- Some people will complain about Lake Lanier’s water levels.
- If you drive too fast on Georgia’s roads, you’re going to get a ticket. Police will make millions enforcing speed limits.
- Facing declining revenues, Apple will sue Etch-A-Sketch for patent infringement.
- Ancient rock ‘n rollers, such as the Rolling Stones, are going to drop like drugged flies in 2013. If Lindsay Lohan lives through 2013, I will eat a fish taco with guacamole next New Year’s Eve.
- To pay the National Debt, politicians will sell Mount Rushmore to Donald Trump. Democrats will blame the Republicans. Republicans will say, “How much did we get? Any chance he’d buy the Grand Canyon too?”
- Lady Gaga will marry Justin Bieber.
- There will be a serious, short-term run on food … much like the run on guns in late 2012.
- Hillary Clinton will be involved in a scandal that will obliterate her chances of being president.
- “The press” will realize that a talking duck could lead America better than our current politicians, but they will focus on the Gaga/Bieber marriage instead.
- There will be wars and rumors of wars. Mexico’s drug wars will seep into America. The Koreas will duke it out. Iran is going to do something amazingly stupid. Russia will flex its muscles. Wars will break out in Africa. The world will stop igorning the war in Syria. Worldwide panic will ensue when Justin Bieber fails to bring world peace. Lady Gaga will divorce JB and marry either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton in a last-ditch effort to save humanity. Like the Braves in post-season, however, she will fail.
What do you think will happen in 2013?
