Now that there’s actually water in Lake Lanier, everybody is swarming to the lake.
Lanier is one of America’s most popular lakes, mostly because there is nothing as beautiful and/or inviting in many other states — especially the flat and wheaty ones that are in the center of most roadmaps.
Please Note: Be sure to check with local authorities if you travel to America’s “midsection” when using iPhone maps, due to egregious errors which replaced many of the boring states with places labeled as:
- Kansastan
- Oklahomia
- Nevadaslavia and
- Alabamia
Be safe. Stay in Georgia and play at Lake Lanier this summer.
If you get tired of playing all day, why not get a job at Lake Lanier Islands?
Working can actually be easier than begging your mother for $10 every two hours for necessities, such as:
- makeup
- phone cases
- cool shoes
- designer water
- running shoes
- buckets of Diet Dr Pepper
- walking shoes
- food
- soccer shoes
- clothes
- football shoes
- giving to the poor: friends who cannot con their parents of out spending money.
Lake Lanier Islands has actual jobs (if this term is new to you, ask your grandmother) that require showing up at specific times on specific days in order to be told what to do by other people that you are SURE are not any smarter than you are.
Workers are required to come to work even during emergencies, such as:
- the weather is sunny and warm
- the weather is cold and rainy
- the malls are open
- your best friend forever needs you
- stuff is on sale at the mall
- you’re really tired from working last week
- you don’t feel like working
- you might have a chance to impress the new girl at Taco Bell
- you got paid for working last week, now you’re all set for a month or two.
Lake Lanier Islands is huge. Imagine 1,500 acres of lawns, roads, trees and buildings filled with people who want you to do something for them. (Yes, are right. There’s not one person on earth who knows how big 1,500 acres is … except maybe for farmers in Iowatopia.)
There are lots of different jobs, ranging from golf course maintenance to restaurant supervisor to housekeeping to bartender that are available for qualified candidates.
The Fine Print
Lake Lanier Islands Resort only accepts applications and resumes for positions that are currently available.
Applicants must be 16 years of age to apply.
Dimples not required.
There are no openings at this time for “Cute person who can text fast.”
All of the open positions require working weekdays, evenings, weekends and holidays.
All of the open positions require working.
For more information on Lake Lanier Islands careers or to submit your resume, please contact the Human Resources Department. Phone: 770-932-7242; E-mail: hr@lakelanierislands.com
Please Note: Part-time entry-level jobs do not offer company cars or secretarial assistance. Sorry.
