Artsy ‘Girls’ Night Out’ on Lanier

starry nite
Vincent Van Gogh’s “Starry Night.” (Also known as “The Statue of Liberty & Manhattan After a Few Beers.”)

Thinking you need a little more culture in your life?

Thinking of going to an actual museum?

Wanna pretend you love art — when all you really want to do is toss down a few cold ones while you pose as a cool artist on a hot beach?

Have I got a deal for you!

Masterpiece Mixers has come up with the best idea since Cheetos.

Call your best friends and tell them you’re going on a cultural excursion to (ready?)

Sunset Cove at Lake Lanier Islands!

The lovely and talented Krista invites you and your pals to Sunset Cove on June 17th from 6:30 – 9:30 PM for Masterpiece Monday.

Sure there’s a cost, but it’s WAY less than a two-week trip to Venice, Paris, London or to Austin, Minnessottaa, home of the Spam Museum.

Krista has all you’ll need to paint your masterpiece:

  • the canvas
  • paint
  • brushes
  • snacks
  • cold “beverages”
  • and professional and fun teachers.

 

Before you know it, your inner child will painting away as your inner hippie sings,

Oh, the streets of Rome are filled with rubble

Ancient footprints are everywhere

You can almost think that you’re seeing double

On the cold, dark night on the Spanish Stairs

 

Gotta hurry on back to my hotel room

Where I got me a date with a pretty little girl from Greece

She promised, she’d be there with me

When I paint my masterpiece.

Clueless? Click Here for a Clue

 

Never held a brush?   Pfffft.  Not a problem.  Colorblind?  Pfffft.  Not a problem.  Zero talent?  Pfffft.

Krista and The Gang will guide you step by step in creating your own masterpiece that you take home at the end of the event.  (Environmentally friendly industrial disposal is available for a small fee if you come to your senses and don’t want to bring your “art” home and you’re too skeered to give it to your mother in law.)

Get your creative juices flowing on the sunset-ty shores of Lake Lanier with old and/or new friends.

Masterpiece Mondays are perfect for first dates and for last dates if you find out that s/he is less fun than you hoped.

For the best birthday parties, corporate events, private parties or as the perfect excuse for a girl’s night out, head to Sunset Cove for Masterpiece Mondays.

Click Here for Masterpiece Mixers

Or call 678-928-1100 because you want to talk to somebody right away before this incredible opportunity to have fun and paint your masterpiece gets all filled up and your life will be ruined forever.


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Robert J. Sutherland is a travel writer enjoying life in Gainesville, GA.
Robert has two adult daughters, seven practically perfect grandchildren and a zippy Kawasaki. Contact Robert at [email protected].

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