If you are tired of spending Valentine’s Day alone and you want to tell the dating scene to take a hike … have I got good news for you! Don Carter State Park is hosting a cozy Valentine’s Day Singles Only Hike.
You’re looking for love in all the wrong places! You can’t find a soul mate surfing dating sites like: TooManyDweebs, LithuanianFarmersSeekingWives and MarriedCheatersWithHerpes.
You have to go out to places where perfect people gather in hopes of meeting someone just like you!
Places like … Dog Creek Trail in Don Carter State Park on the Chattahoochee River, north of Lake Lanier.
This Valentine’s Day you might get some hoochie-cootchie on the Chattahoochee at the Valentine’s Day Singles Only Hike!
If your perfect someone doesn’t show up, at least you’ll get some exercise on the 2-mile hike outdoors. Still not enough to get you to shave your legs or grungy beard? At the end of the trail they’re serving hot chocolate and s’mores!
This Valentine’s Day singles only hike could change your life.
At least they’re serving hot chocolate and s’mores at the end of the trail.  It’s better than eating chocolate cookie dough and watching Sleepless in Seattle. Again.
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. This was the very best piece I have seen in years. Robert you are a winner. Every single in a hundred miles should be on this hike.