No, you don’t have to go door to door selling electric spoons or subscriptions to Motorcycles & Lace magazine.
You don’t have to buy enough make-up to try to paint all the women in New Orleans a different hue.
You don’t have to memorize the Table of Elements.
Here are the unofficial requirements:
Please contact Stacey Dickson, president, Lake Lanier CVB for more information.
(No, I did not include specific contact information. If that makes you angry or if that’s too hard to accomplish, you need not apply. Yes, that is part of the test.)
Although you might believe you could not possibly be worthy of this job, take a look at their website anyway. They’re regular, normal, almost-perfect people … just like you and me.
Note to Lawyers: This is an unofficial job posting. If any laws were broken — intentionally or otherwise — I can prove that someone else is responsible. Thank you.