I know. You don’t believe me, right? You’re saying that “free sailboat in Lake Lanier” headline cannot be true.
You remember my story about authorities caving to “politically correct pressure” and changing the name of Buford Dam to Buford Dang.
I fooled you with that story about beards being banned on the Appalachian Trail to cut down on tick-borne diseases.
This isn’t April Fool’s Day. This story is true!
Mostly.
According to Lake Lanier Association Executive Director Joanna Cloud the owner of this formerly new sailboat is willing to give it away to a new home. Delivery not included.
OK. It needs a bit of work. The owner says that the sailboat is fully functional when it’s floating upright.
Somebody is going to breathe new life into this sleek craft’s sails! Why not you?
Free Sailboat in Lanier Details
- The owner of this sailboat is interested in giving it away.
- Whiners need not apply.
- 25-foot Cape Dory fiberglass sailboat
- teak wood trim
- currently located in Lake Lanier (Get it?)
Pffft. How hard could it possibly be to get this baby ready to set sail on Lanier?
E-mail Joanna Cloud at Lake Lanier Association to do the deal: jcloud
Click Here for the Lake Lanier Association
